darrenpillowscriss:

I was trying to add 2 and 4/3 and I was too lazy to do it in my head so I pulled out my calculator. But my calculator needed new batteries. A logical person might just add the damn numbers mentally. But not me. Nope, I went looking for triple A batteries.
So I found my batteries and realized I only had two left. My calculator needs 4. A reasonable human being might just ADD THE DAMN NUMBERS IN THEIR HEAD, RIGHT? Well I’m not a reasonable human being. You want to know what I did? I got on my bike and rode into campus to buy some batteries.
Well the first place I went to was the kind of general store where they sell electronic things and school supplies and stuff. I look around for the batteries and I finally find where they keep them. But the rack was empty. Now by this point I’ve already figured out what 2 and 4/3 is but I’d come this far and there was no giving up now. So I go to the register and ask the cashier if he could possibly check in the back for me. And he does and comes back and says, no, sorry, we’re all out of triple A batteries.
And this is where my tale becomes truly desperate. I walked to the campus GROCERY STORE. Yes, I left the store where you’d totally expect to find batteries and walked to the store where they sell FOOD. And you know what I found there? FUCKING TRIPLE A BATTERIES. Also ice cream. Cause it’s fucking hot out and this was a lot of effort to put into a first grade level addition problem.
So here I am, back in my apartment, with fresh batteries in my calculator, checking to see what 2 + (4/3) equals even though I figured out that it’s 3.33 about 20 minutes ago.

darrenpillowscriss:

I was trying to add 2 and 4/3 and I was too lazy to do it in my head so I pulled out my calculator. But my calculator needed new batteries. A logical person might just add the damn numbers mentally. But not me. Nope, I went looking for triple A batteries.

So I found my batteries and realized I only had two left. My calculator needs 4. A reasonable human being might just ADD THE DAMN NUMBERS IN THEIR HEAD, RIGHT? Well I’m not a reasonable human being. You want to know what I did? I got on my bike and rode into campus to buy some batteries.

Well the first place I went to was the kind of general store where they sell electronic things and school supplies and stuff. I look around for the batteries and I finally find where they keep them. But the rack was empty. Now by this point I’ve already figured out what 2 and 4/3 is but I’d come this far and there was no giving up now. So I go to the register and ask the cashier if he could possibly check in the back for me. And he does and comes back and says, no, sorry, we’re all out of triple A batteries.

And this is where my tale becomes truly desperate. I walked to the campus GROCERY STORE. Yes, I left the store where you’d totally expect to find batteries and walked to the store where they sell FOOD. And you know what I found there? FUCKING TRIPLE A BATTERIES. Also ice cream. Cause it’s fucking hot out and this was a lot of effort to put into a first grade level addition problem.

So here I am, back in my apartment, with fresh batteries in my calculator, checking to see what 2 + (4/3) equals even though I figured out that it’s 3.33 about 20 minutes ago.

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao, via dontbeanassbutt)

itsajensenthing:

itsajensenthing:

Imagine Jensen sitting in a waiting room and there’s another man sitting opposite him. The receptionist comes out and says, “Dean?” and both Jensen and the other guy start to get up and then look at each other and Jensen’s just like “Oh, God, not again” and sits back down covering his face.

I found this and I still think it’s hilarious 

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beccabooface:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

I AM DYING

(via drhanniballecter)

ohfantine:

Hear it, feel it secretly possess you

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consultinggallifreyanfallenangel:

doctorwho-is-unaturallysuper:

dudewheresmypie:

supernaturally-marvelous:

thewalkingmapal:

a-c-y:

cutie-fallen-angel:

anastiel:

Didn’t jensen say that demon!dean won’t take care of the impala?

NO STOP

NO

what if 2014!Dean was a demon all along

that would explain a lot actually

That would explain a lot.

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HOLY FUCKIN SHIT UR RIGHT 

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kittyneko-sama:

Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.

kittyneko-sama:

Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.

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romp2:

algae-orlando-bloom:

the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

i love it

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Me: *Scrolling through Tumblr when Destiel fan art appears*
Fellow Classmate: That's disgusting.
Me: Why.
Classmate: It's unnatural.
Me: Oh yes.
Me: You might say it's
Me: Supernatural.

This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.

lilyrosecrisstheklainer:

draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin:

riddlemetom:

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Never rebloged faster

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pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

(via adultnapped)

mostly-jensen:

1967-chevvyimpala:

nerdsandgamersftw:

that-nerdy-kid:

sherlocks-sexy-hair-ruffle:

mocridhe:

sherlocks-sexy-hair-ruffle:

nerdsandgamersftw:

that-nerdy-kid:

mocridhe:

that-nerdy-kid:

i bet the supernatural fandom cant find a gif related to start trek.

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Pacman then. Can they do that?

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What about Thor/Loki?

WELLL I believe this is Thor’s hammer::

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And this guy was sort of Loki. 

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Okay.. Frozen then

Did I accidentally start a war with this fandom?

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By the way…

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i-put-you-high-up-in-the-sky:

There are kind Slytherins.image

There are brave Hufflepuffs.image

There are some stupid Ravenclaws.
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There are twisted Gryffindors.
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Your House doesn’t define you.

And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re all part of the magic.

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bundere:

owlygem:

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

Guuuuhhhh

date idea: leave me here forever

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